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DO YOU REMEMBER - When you tried to kill me and I disappeared under your bed? Me too.




Old Saw -




Rock Paper Scissors -




OPPOSITE -


TAGS: religion cult life time fanatic atheist dexter tv show killer
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by giulio

Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:50 pm, #156551
@xkeethx, counter-bullsh*t, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)
xkeethx - February 5, 2010, 1:10 am, #156236
the opposite of a religious fanatic is Hitler. An athiest who believed Jews were a less evolved version of normal humans. He used genocide to weed out the "unevolved". With or without religion, there will always be murder justified by a belief.


CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT - Good boy curiosity........ Good boy!!!


TAGS: killed cat
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by holymoly

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 5:52 pm, #253371
Josh and his Rugger 22 killed the dog!
Haner - February 5, 2012, 11:07 pm, #228992
that cat looks mighty pissed...dude is going Kakashi on that dog!
spanko1 - January 30, 2012, 10:16 am, #228447
Nice!
Nissta - January 28, 2012, 3:21 pm, #228306
You let go of my head and I'll let go of your tongue!! IF NOT YOU WILL NOT BE LICKING ANY CROTCHES AGAIN!!!!
CloudchaserS - January 27, 2012, 5:31 am, #228209
Ack, tammy = tabby
CloudchaserS - January 27, 2012, 12:03 am, #228198
Reminds me of my 3.5 year old orange tammy and my 6 month old border collie. Joey annoys the heck out of Marmalade, but he's slow to bring out the claws.


THERE IS A MARINE CORPS SNIPER HIDING IN THE PICTURE. - Find him before he finds you.


TAGS: marine snipers kill all enemies
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by usaf1995

nicholsjoshua15 - February 2, 2013, 2:04 am, #243046
We're the US Army; we'll just lay down a artillery barrage and mop up what's left behind.
paddy225845 - January 25, 2013, 10:57 am, #242822
Too late.
shawoopa - December 23, 2010, 6:22 pm, #208115
under the log a little to the left from the centre


WOODEN STAKE - Oh Edward! I have a gift for you! Come on out, you sparkly bastard!


TAGS: twilight stake edward cullen gift kill vampire
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Vengeance

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 7, 2012, 3:15 pm, #239837
Love the choice of words; it's hilarious XD


IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE - Do pencils misspell words ?


TAGS: guns kill kill pencils misspell
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Budog

mariand - September 5, 2011, 1:32 am, #223955
lol...dude, now I know who is to blame...
Budog - September 5, 2011, 1:14 am, #223951
LMAO. Or drugs Ozzy, well never mind that's different...
ICEMAN - September 5, 2011, 1:11 am, #223949
Yep, the same way a fork makes Rosie O'Donnell fat.


FROSTY - Good name for a cold hearted killer.


TAGS: frosty killer
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

fascistfrenchman - October 29, 2013, 12:42 am, #250699
Ah, yes... this old classic. I post it to my Facebook once every year.
mariand - March 9, 2013, 1:49 pm, #244142
ha...good one


FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD -


TAGS: the skilled and talented can go to hell for all fortune cares
Rating: 4.56/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:41 pm, #252373
There's still good music out there, and always remember, even then there was stupid pop music. We don't remember the stupid pop music because it aged poorly, just like the stupid pop music of today.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:40 pm, #248174
because the music which has moved mankind through seven decades leading to the millennium will whither and die on the vine of abandonment and neglect.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:39 pm, #248173
Turn your backs now and you snuff out the fragile candles of Blues, R&B and Soul, and when those flames flicker and expire, the light of the world is extinguished
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:38 pm, #248172
Louie Jordon, Little Walter, Big Walter, Sonnyboy Williamson I and II, Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, Elvis Presley, Lieber and Stoller, and Robert K. Weiss.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm, #248171
violence-laden gangsta-rap, acid pop, and simpering, saccharine, soulless slush. Depart now and you forever separate yourselves from the vital American legacies of Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon, Jimmy Reed, Memphis Slim, Blind Boy Fuller,
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm, #248170
You may go if you wish. But remember this: walk away now and you walk away from your crafts, your skills, your vocations; leaving the next generation with nothing but recycled, digitally-sampled techno-grooves, quasi-synth rhythms, pseudo-songs of
nicholsjoshua15 - July 16, 2013, 12:47 pm, #247817
The only Pop Star I like is Ellie Goulding. That being said give me The Doors, Pink Floyd, R.E.M., Soundgarden,Smashing Pumpkins, Cage The Elephant, and Poets Of The Fall
twill1962 - February 11, 2013, 9:34 pm, #243404
Most modern music is overly repetitious and unoriginal. Give me Godd Ol' disco over "Dance Music" any day.
motifayk - January 26, 2013, 1:39 am, #242844
Its not like I don't enjoy the sounds of newer musicians. Its just that the lyrics, autotune, pre-recorded electro beats, samplers and free software with their own loops have made it that much more easier for even me to make music.
trek - January 25, 2013, 10:55 am, #242821
As a member of the new generation that supposedly supports these new "artists", I can a**ure you that I love 80s music. Most music today falls under the first category, although there are some artists who write their own music. RIP Freddie Mercury


JANGO FETT - Brought a gun to a sword fight.


TAGS: star wars mace windu jango fett jedi kill gun sword lightsaber
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by BMatt

Screamin Daemon - September 18, 2009, 2:04 pm, #119249
Excellent picture for an old expression. Nice twist.
... - July 5, 2009, 9:18 pm, #93551
Well played.


WHEN DIPLOMATS FAIL - There's ALWAYS the United States Navy


TAGS: navy violence force military kill
Rating: 4.19/5

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RetiredUSNChief - September 14, 2010, 10:57 pm, #193881
GO NAVY! :)~
guyfox - September 14, 2010, 9:11 pm, #193853
wicked jester..............boo yah


THE AC-130 GUNSHIP - 3 20mm mini guns 2 40mm auto cannons and 1 105mm artillery gun .... over kill any one?


TAGS: this is pure american overkill at her finest
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by usaf1995

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:45 pm, #246916
37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload. - The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries.
Airman - January 25, 2012, 7:24 pm, #228104
comes in handy when there's a gaggle of bad guys on a mountainside
2ninja4u - January 25, 2012, 6:42 pm, #228103
Who needs over kill? your just wasting ammo! one sh** ,one kill.
usaf1995 - June 8, 2010, 12:00 pm, #179472
WAIT WAIT WAIT ITS THE 123S OF DEATH!!!!
Bob D. Sailor - June 7, 2010, 7:36 pm, #179422
Going deer hunting with a nuke.. That's overkill. This is making sure what you want to kill is dead and is going to stay that way. (Also great for the approaching zombie apocalyspe.)
tsprint1996 - June 7, 2010, 4:25 pm, #179408
The ph**o is a mirror image. All the guns should be on the port side.
corneredbadger - June 7, 2010, 1:56 pm, #179401
its not overkill, its preparedness. so if the populaion of a country gets out of line we can remove said country
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 10:34 am, #179393
Love the Gunship. Poster is ok. 4L
usaf1995 - June 7, 2010, 9:37 am, #179391
soooooooooo do you like it???
Ed-Hyde - June 7, 2010, 7:24 am, #179384
Nerdy would be dressing up LIKE an AC-130. Besides, there's no such thing as overkill, dead is dead.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:10 am, #179344
I've always been a fan of airpower... nerdy, I wouldn't agree with... but, I'm a bit bias. What isn't nerdy?
Anything - June 7, 2010, 12:04 am, #179343
I find these weaponry stuff on the internet very, very nerdy.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:00 am, #179342
Depends on where you are, I suppose. In this case, this platform is highly accurate, but carries a punch unlike anything in it's class.
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:57 pm, #179341
Well that's pretty much useless.
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:48 pm, #179340
Everything.
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:42 pm, #179339
What does it kill ?
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:39 pm, #179338
It's needed. It's one thing to kill the enemy... but just as tactically important to intimidate.
Dark Dragon - June 6, 2010, 11:32 pm, #179336
There is no such thing as overkill Just slightly excessive


AWESOMENESS - There are signs




MARITAL BLISS - Agreement is a key point in having a happy marriage


TAGS: no offense to mrs logicdudes coffeemaking skills
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 5:10 pm, #239079
A classic exchange between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill.
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:33 pm, #163973
As always LD. You're right. 5


MARINE SNIPER - "You can run, but you'll just die tired!"




THE VOICES... - ...they are telling me to kill you


TAGS: the voices are teling me to kill you
Rating: 3.58/5

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KDP3 - June 3, 2009, 1:34 pm, #83919
what an original poster (sarcasm)


OVERKILL - Definition: Whatever I drive OVER, I will KILL


TAGS: overkill over kill
Rating: 4.53/5

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M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 9:52 am, #222679
Ok thanks.
Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 9:12 am, #222674
No, you will get an "Already Voted" message
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 7:58 am, #222673
I didn't vote twice for the record, but is that even possible??
rerun - August 7, 2011, 9:33 pm, #222649

far more genreous than I am.
crankyhead - August 7, 2011, 8:26 pm, #222648
This will be the last time either of you vote twice on the same poster ok?
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 5:08 pm, #222636
I know, you said that, and therefore I thank you x2, and I have no idea how you commented twice either, but it is appropriate lol
the1stCOMMI3 - August 7, 2011, 5:05 pm, #222635
No I voted twice, I have absoloutely no idea how I commented twice
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 4:59 pm, #222634
Lol, thanks...x2 I guess :D
the1stCOMMI3 - August 7, 2011, 4:57 pm, #222633
So funny, i voted twice!
the1stCOMMI3 - August 7, 2011, 4:57 pm, #222632
So funny, i voted twice!


OH WOW! - Where'd you get that totally killer tat?


TAGS: deer killer tat
Rating: 4.25/5

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Nissta - December 12, 2011, 6:23 pm, #226546
I'm pretty sure I made her dad into burgers, her brother was just mince tho
fan4camping - December 11, 2011, 11:48 am, #226527
I had pondered something similar to that too, but kept it fitting the day's theme.
CloudchaserS - December 11, 2011, 11:42 am, #226526
That's a bummer of a birthmark, Hal. (too obscure?)
Feasibly - December 11, 2011, 9:31 am, #226525
LOL!


KILL IT - Sweet mother of god! KILL IT WITH FIRE!


TAGS: kill it with fire
Rating: 2.67/5

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Agamemnon218 - September 26, 2008, 11:24 pm, #23630
LOL @ Porcelina
Porcelina - September 26, 2008, 11:20 pm, #23625
Send her to Chicago with her hands like that. It will get taken care of


SMURF ASSASSIN - When you absolutely positively must have a smurf killed overnight.


TAGS: smurf assassin killer les schtroumpfs belgian cartoon papa jokey brainy smurfette murder smurficide
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

CANADA - July 27, 2009, 1:40 pm, #100852
sorry to be a grammar nazi But i also said i liked it
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 27, 2009, 1:27 pm, #100848
Here:,,,,,,,. Happy?
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 8:33 am, #100770
Ok then...it's just missing a couple commas. Before and aft "positively". That's all.
Arrogant Knight - July 27, 2009, 8:28 am, #100768
Yeah, ackward. ...Totally.
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 8:27 am, #100767
the wording is a little ackward but i laughed
Ed-Hyde - July 27, 2009, 7:14 am, #100741
OMG a funny motifake, say it isn't so!
Sean - July 26, 2009, 9:18 pm, #100643
I'm thinkin' that it's the dude's apparent method of dispatch that Front cares most about ... expediency is a distant second.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 8:55 pm, #100639
Pricey, but the job will be done right. Nice 'un.


POWER... -


TAGS: power kill person everyone god
Rating: 4.47/5

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Rick69 - April 16, 2012, 5:11 am, #233371
No worries; check your PM inbox. Mind you, it's 1920x1200 pixels... That's a massive picture... Enjoy that fight stick... ; )
K0rNb4LL - April 16, 2012, 12:41 am, #233368
Do you have the origional pic this was made from? When I saw it the first thing I thought was that it'd look great on a custom fight stick but to use it as is I'd have to stretch it out and that always kills the quality.
Rick69 - April 7, 2012, 9:27 am, #232889
Having done much research & spent much time on this matter; I can conclusively say, it is not I who is God #1 ... :)
WILEKOYOTE - April 7, 2012, 6:30 am, #232883
who is god #1 ??
M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 6:00 am, #232639
I thought it's supposed to be the 21st of December 2012?? or are you referring to the nonsense of believing the earths demise due to a prophet?? (Or Mayans in this case) And don't worry, I'm already standing in line XD
M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 6:00 am, #232638
I thought it's supposed to be the 21st of December 2012?? or are you referring to the nonsense of believing the earths demise due to a prophet?? (Or Mayans in this case) And don't worry, I'm already standing in line XD
caveman - April 2, 2012, 10:23 pm, #232622
This is the be5t one i've seen in a while, fav'd
Reality Lord - April 2, 2012, 8:59 pm, #232620

get in line mord...dec 22 2012 is coming up fast.
Rick69 - April 2, 2012, 6:05 pm, #232603
... ... ... OK ... I guess I have something to look forward to now... ... ...
SteveFurlong - April 2, 2012, 5:10 pm, #232601
Those are the words I live by. I'll become the Earthly avatar of Cthulhu, and then EAT YOU ALL!
M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 3:29 pm, #232588
I'm going to be God someday then. 5 Mass extinctions


.45 - becauuse 9mm is over rated and it sure as hell wont stop a zombie




IT'S NOT WHO YOU KNOW - Okay, maybe sometimes it IS




NUTS?!? -


TAGS: vegetarians veggies trees kill
Rating: 4.78/5

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crankyhead - August 5, 2011, 7:49 pm, #222531
5kippy brand whipped tree foetu5e5.
spacedog - August 5, 2011, 6:59 pm, #222528
HA! Them unborn are dang ta5ty.
Kspace - August 5, 2011, 9:25 am, #222481
Peanuts aren't nuts, they're legumes.
Verdeckt - August 5, 2011, 8:35 am, #222476
Ba5tards!
the1stCOMMI3 - August 5, 2011, 7:27 am, #222473
Ironically epic! 5L my good sir.


I WILL KILL YOU - With my bear hands ...




NOW TELL ME... - If America sucks, we're stupid, and everyone hates us, how come everyone wants to come HERE?


TAGS: america foreigners suck people stupid moron patriotic kill
Rating: 2.32/5

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??? - October 6, 2008, 8:02 pm, #26187
I think he did because imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. ;-)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 5:58 pm, #25109
Why did yo use my name to say that? *puzzled*
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 3:08 pm, #25055
MWLF, you have my respect.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:06 pm, #12532
-catch phrase( now mandatory in most states), "Eat flaming media death, you f***ing foreigners!" Then I went home and ate some radioactive genetically modified "beef".
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:04 pm, #12531
-couple of a**ault weapons, about two dozen knives, some throwing stars, a stick of dynamite, and a suitcase nuke on me at the time, so I got away unscathed. Plus, I posed in front of a wind-billowed flag with a big fat cigar in my mouth and uttered my c
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:01 pm, #12530
You know, I was just walking down the street, when I forgot that people try to kill you when you reach the corner. So these guys ambushed me to steal my money, subjugate my culture and trade my blood for oil. Luckily, being a typical American, I had a c
OMG - August 4, 2008, 4:12 pm, #12522
Nooooo FFS, don't tell the f***ers that, they might come over and look and we don't want that do we ?
LOL - August 4, 2008, 2:59 pm, #12519
If you think America is cool, I guess you have never been in Swizerland, Germany or any Scandinavian country. Beautiful, nobody trying to kill you at every corner and no warlord as president... Please take a look at the world before commenting...
Link - July 29, 2008, 2:54 pm, #11685
Nice scenery
f - July 19, 2008, 11:39 pm, #10299
WHo the f*** wants to go there? The only people going there are people who know they're f***ed anyway and noone will notice them with all the other f***ers around to blend in with
muahahahahahahahaha!!! - July 19, 2008, 5:20 pm, #10261
because they know their country sucks. hate to break it to them, wait... no i dont!


VEGANS ARE SNEAKY BASTARDS. -


TAGS: vegan food tray yell kill
Rating: 4.47/5

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falloutghoul - March 8, 2012, 9:15 pm, #230931
Oh god, kill it again! It's trying to escape!


PATIENT CONFIDENTIALITY - Yeah right, this is too good to pass up and not post on facebook !


TAGS: confidentiality knife hard to kill
Rating: 4.39/5

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holymoly - May 3, 2012, 6:16 pm, #234118
I love the tattoo..... Challange accepted


IDEAS - The Bad Ones Can Be Oh-So-Deadly


TAGS: ideas lions zebras killed
Rating: 3.68/5
Grim R@per - September 2, 2010, 5:32 pm, #191981
not even mine... that was the booze talking, this was mine http://www.motifake.com/stunt-doubles-zebra-costume-lion-attack-demotivational-poster-87157.html
Grim R@per - September 2, 2010, 5:30 pm, #191979
One of my first posters. Sorry kids.
Cubbybear - August 23, 2010, 11:03 pm, #190577
The Bad Ones Can Be Oh-So-Deadly...Posters? Just kidding...really not too bad
agdaniele - August 23, 2010, 10:48 pm, #190576
Register and log in to make posters. Please and thank you.
Kmonet - August 23, 2010, 10:21 pm, #190572
I didn't put my name in it and the title could have been better. Rookie.
Sean - August 23, 2010, 2:31 pm, #190507
Lion #1: "Good heavens, Reginald, is it just me, or does this zebra taste like chicken?"
Mr. Shiny - August 23, 2010, 2:43 am, #190489
I agree, this could have been a classic.
pzykosiz - August 23, 2010, 12:24 am, #190453
they should have left their name as well
agdaniele - August 22, 2010, 10:53 pm, #190433
This picture was gold. Should've been in more resposible hands.


OVERKILL - You can never be too safe


TAGS: over kill
Rating: 4.33/5

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tomyironmane - May 4, 2013, 11:44 pm, #245537
Rule 37: There is no overkill. There is only "Open Fire" and "I need to reload."


KILLED - Curiosity killed innocence, over thinking killed happiness, lies killed trust. Insecurity killed self-esteem, stereotype killed individuality and judgment killed me.




DOUBLE KILL - Because killing one isn't enough.


TAGS: kitty unreal tournament double kill
Rating: 3.16/5

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Bonesy - April 24, 2009, 5:28 pm, #75222
Overachievers: Every species has them
SGT P - October 18, 2008, 1:50 pm, #28424
Awe....he brought presents! Good kitty!
pro - September 5, 2008, 1:19 am, #19043
Killing two birds with one ... cat?
Sean, et al. - September 5, 2008, 12:43 am, #19035
(Love it, even though I adore chipmunks and like birds. But my gods can do no wrong. 'Cept maybe on the carpet and I step in it, before seeing it. Ah well.)


WHEN HUNGER STRIKES -


TAGS: hunger strikes challenge python killer rabbit
Rating: 4.82/5

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autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 9:48 pm, #209534
This could not have been done any better! Perfect! 5L's!
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:08 am, #178379
Perfection.
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 2:07 am, #178378
I was a little leery on how this one would do too. Thanks guys.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:50 am, #178358
And this should be nuthin' but 5!
EssenceOfJester - May 21, 2010, 9:45 pm, #177194
That rabbits got a kill streak a mile wide!
R.S.Jake - May 18, 2010, 3:09 pm, #176524
'One...two...Five L's!'
Faceplant31 - May 17, 2010, 11:20 pm, #176468
I love it! I am liking the new appearance of the posters as well Iceman
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 11:18 pm, #176466
Loooook!
Sean - May 17, 2010, 11:16 pm, #176464
"Right, cover me." 5.
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 10:47 pm, #176444
**** - *LMAO*
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 10:46 pm, #176441
LMOA Aggy! Thanks. (you too Cubby)
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 10:45 pm, #176439
Voteth 5... no more, no less.
Cubbybear - May 17, 2010, 10:39 pm, #176435
LOL! great reference 5/5


COME WHAT MAY -


TAGS: dedication ph**ography risk military kills
Rating: 4.36/5

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Budog - April 20, 2012, 11:55 pm, #233615
Dedication, balls and stupidity... If you survive dude, I foresee a Pulitzer Prize. 5L
djrcreative - April 20, 2012, 10:37 pm, #233610
Thanks. :) Nothing against the place, just I've always made them as inspired. And well, that's the first one in a while. *shrug*
holymoly - April 20, 2012, 5:49 pm, #233604
DJR..... good to see your stuff again!


Driving skills -


TAGS: skills lamborghini cars skoda
Rating: 3/5

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Porcelina - February 9, 2009, 9:02 pm, #58373
.... . I hate when people go around me because GOD FORBID i'm only going 5 over the speed limit and not 15
Doc - February 9, 2009, 7:39 am, #58239
Someone has watched a few too many episodes of Top Gear.


BURN THE WITCH! - Burn her!


TAGS: burn witch kill monty python
Rating: 2.22/5

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bucketheadfan - November 14, 2009, 1:40 pm, #136555
A DUCK!
Adam - June 26, 2009, 3:09 pm, #90325
What else floats in water? APPLES! CHURCHES! Uhm, VERY SMALL ROCKS!
Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 2:44 pm, #78820
So, logically, if she weighs the same as a duck she's made of wood. And therefore.... A WITCH.
rick - November 20, 2008, 10:37 am, #38056
..and what do you burn, apart from witches? MORE WITCHES!
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 12, 2008, 5:43 am, #35684
She turned me into a newt... ...I got better
Amaterasu - November 12, 2008, 5:42 am, #35683
Well, she looks like a witch!
forlorn - November 2, 2008, 11:15 am, #32555
but how do you knoooow she's a witch?
LogicDude - October 14, 2008, 3:34 pm, #27617
Build a bridge out of her!!!


THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - It applies to our Antarctic aquatic friends, too.


TAGS: orca killer whale penguin arctic iceberg
Rating: 3.56/5

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G4briel - March 18, 2010, 7:45 pm, #165523
Sure. Talk about soft tender polar bears shredding soft, tender seals to pieces and spilling lots of blood on the white artic pack.... Nature is SO CUDDLESOME!!!


AMAZON - Just what were they thinking ?




SMOKING - Smoking doesn't kill... People starved of nicotine do




A PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS... - ...I will show you them


TAGS: liam neeson taken movie skills skillz torture
Rating: 2.12/5


LIGHTEN UP. - Francis.




MIXED MESSAGES - I guess if I have a death wish it couldn't hurt ...




THE WIFE - Obviously I didn't marry her for her cooking skills !


TAGS: wife cooking skills marry
Rating: 3.46/5

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WestTexRedneck - September 2, 2011, 12:06 am, #223852
shes not allowed in the cave anymore


CENSORSHIP - It cannot eliminate evil, it can only kill freedom.


TAGS: censor kill freedom evil
Rating: 4.63/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 1:51 am, #241665
I, uh... don't not how to, uh... respond....


KENNY'S DEATH - Even the Japanese love it.


TAGS: omg they killed kenny south park manga anime
Rating: 3/5

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RandomShinigami4 - August 19, 2010, 6:39 pm, #190003
THOSE BASTARDS


CHUCK NORRIS - Killed Osama Bin Laden


TAGS: chuck norris killed osama terrorist
Rating: 1.88/5

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Sean - May 4, 2011, 5:03 pm, #218061
This poster is an insult to the heroes who did the deed. And anyone who can act their way outta a wet paper bag.


SMOKING -


TAGS: apr26 cigarettes kill if you are lucky
Rating: 4.57/5

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CANADA - April 29, 2010, 10:01 pm, #174027
I know an old guy who smokes through the hole in his neck and chews tobacco at the same time
agdaniele - April 28, 2010, 12:42 am, #173799
Although she can probably nail "Bette Davis Eyes" on karaoke night, Quagmire put it best... You ever get freaky with that thing?
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 7:21 pm, #173691
mmmmm, hAck, cough..mmmmm, "you can't sing for a heck....COUGH!, ahum,....with a hole Ahugh, in your, Ackkk, sptspt,agh, neck"? you want me to sing some Frank?
Anonymous2 - April 26, 2010, 7:10 pm, #173689
... and you can't sing worth a heck with a big hole in your neck. No, you don't always die from tobacco.


OVER KILL - When you need it and dont have it you sing a different tune!




KIDS TODAY - Naïve and desensitized to violence Billy is about to find out that is NOT Optimus Prime


TAGS: kids today horror roadkill truck
Rating: 4.1/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 7:56 pm, #244476
Agreed! It's funny when the wife's teenage brother THOUGHT he knew karate, and then he thought he knew what pain was.... He does now, lol.


LOVE THAT KILLS -


TAGS: kill love
Rating: 4.79/5

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gas - July 23, 2011, 3:08 pm, #221794
thank you RL
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 2:46 pm, #221792

5tellar


KNOWLEDGE -


TAGS: learning school college graduation buzzkill
Rating: 4.77/5

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Chompers - August 7, 2010, 9:19 pm, #188192
Side note: Took me 3 try's to spell Renaissance.
Chompers - August 7, 2010, 9:19 pm, #188191
I realized that I will know enough to teach a high school class, and that's about it. I just prefer the Renaissance man approach to education than the specialization that seems to be the focus of the rest of the world.
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 1:16 am, #188120
Chomp... if you're not flaunting the general knowledge everytime someone strikes up a conversation (with someone else) then, you're way ahead of the curve!
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 1:15 am, #188119
LOL Icon!!!
Iconoclast - August 7, 2010, 1:08 am, #188118
BUT .....it does enable you to play trivia games
Chompers - August 7, 2010, 12:59 am, #188117
I'm majoring in liberal arts, with a minor in education.I need it to teach. Still doesn't change the fact that my classmates are pricks.
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 12:49 am, #188112
It's the tone they have when telling you the bits that they learned.
Faceplant31 - August 7, 2010, 12:38 am, #188110
Exactly, always fun to find them yammering about somthing that you know more about than them and you school their a**!
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 12:32 am, #188104
They'll ruin any conversation. It's amazing.
Faceplant31 - August 7, 2010, 12:31 am, #188102
AMSOME. Reminds me of a couple douchebags i know


IF YOU - Have something to say... Right now is the perfect time to keep it to yourself.




ROBOT INSURANCE - There is no protection for the elderly against Robot attacks. Make sure your elderly loved ones are covered.




RAGE - Because running out of things to kill can be quite frustrating.


TAGS: kratos anger rage god of war kill killing frustration running out
Rating: 3.93/5

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wampyre - December 17, 2009, 11:58 am, #146337
in his case true, very true


OVERKILL - Because just when you think you've reached rock bottom, some prick hands you a shovel.




JOB SKILLS -


TAGS: unempleed out sourcing no job skills
Rating: 4.67/5

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Reality Lord - July 26, 2011, 5:14 pm, #221954

lol....i know.
c0okydough - July 26, 2011, 9:19 am, #221927
5 pairs of epic shoes (: but seriously, I gotta have these...


LOVE CURES ALL - What It Doesn't Cure.... It Drives Over The Edge


TAGS: kurt cobain courtney love drove him to kill himself
Rating: 4.5/5

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agdaniele - June 16, 2010, 9:06 pm, #180579
Brilliant.


MISTAKES - It's never too late to fix them




TRASH METAL - This is TRASH METAL not THRASH METAL.


TAGS: mau metal aloan kill brazilian problematic guys
Rating: 3.13/5

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That sucked - August 30, 2009, 7:17 pm, #113368
Epic pun failure FTL.
ramon - June 10, 2009, 11:05 am, #85730
???


UNDER-BARREL WEAPONS - next up: under-barrel kitten shooters.


TAGS: big chainsaw can kill people with kittens
Rating: 2.07/5

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Bolverk37782 - March 12, 2011, 4:50 am, #214070
One thing for certain the weight of the chainsaw will counteract muzzle climb, But you'll need one hell of an extention cord
corneredbadger - June 23, 2010, 9:44 pm, #181467
i just found this pic and i was gonna use it too.crap:(


CHRONOPHOBIA - Every minute brings you that much closer To death


TAGS: fear of time kills you
Rating: 4.57/5

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Sho - July 16, 2011, 2:36 pm, #221446
Indeed.
stormXIII - July 15, 2011, 1:22 pm, #221419
one second in a reaction can be the difference between life and death
Sho - April 19, 2011, 10:13 am, #216770
Time makes every minute count, unlike the Sun
gas - April 19, 2011, 9:50 am, #216769
I thought the same, it would have been better
Derek - April 11, 2011, 4:45 am, #216101
The sun is the same, in a relative way, but you're older... shorter of breath, and one day closer to death.


Guns don't kill people! -


TAGS: guns don t kill bullets do
Rating: 4.27/5

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GaryO - July 5, 2015, 10:37 pm, #261899
It's happenin' now. 22 ammo is quite scarce here in the US
blesic - July 5, 2015, 8:54 pm, #261898
I know. Let's outlaw all the bullets, and the guns will become useless.
EmilioDumphque - June 9, 2015, 10:12 pm, #261580
Incoming fire has right-of-way.
Bandit5906 - June 8, 2015, 12:01 pm, #261559
People kill people!


SLOW CHILDREN - You still can't hunt them


TAGS: greg hunt hunting slow children funny sign sports celebrity kill
Rating: 2.85/5

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Max - May 23, 2008, 9:38 pm, #4150
I have a permit that proves you wrong. :D


KILLSBURY DOUGH BOY - POKE HIM AND HE WILL KILL YOU!




HANDGUN SAFETY -


TAGS: handguns kill like your car drives itself handgun day iceman
Rating: 4.47/5

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newkevind51 - March 28, 2011, 8:14 am, #215402
Oh crap i knew i shouldnt have made all of those adjustments...>:)
deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:13 am, #215401
its a awsome way to kill your saf
ICEMAN - March 25, 2011, 9:18 pm, #215254
Thanks Face!
Faceplant31 - March 25, 2011, 10:20 am, #215196
Fanta5tic!!!


KILL -


TAGS: life time women suicide help planet kill human glasses
Rating: 3.15/5

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TheSarge - December 13, 2009, 9:13 pm, #145380
OOOOhh...Bloodhound gang ref...nifty.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 2:44 pm, #140713
Immortal is making some seriously mortal mistakes here.
Zed - November 28, 2009, 2:43 pm, #140712
Gee, Immortal, been registered and a member for MONTHS now. Check your facts before shooting your insignificant mouth off, or at least use the right caliber when you do shoot your mouth off.
MrRandom - November 28, 2009, 2:16 am, #140663
Ah, the irony.
The Immortal - November 28, 2009, 2:15 am, #140662
Tell you what "Zed". You get yourself a Motifake account. Then your comments will actualy mean something. Until then, GTFOBCH!
Zed - July 22, 2009, 4:18 pm, #98379
Tell you what, WTFO, you lead the way, and I'll... laugh my a** off.
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:38 pm, #61767
If she really wants results, instead of telling people what to do, she should lead the way.


TIME -




BOREDOM -


TAGS: killed mouse too soon
Rating: 4.65/5

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gas - May 27, 2012, 11:31 am, #235250
hehe.. first world cat problem5


REVENGE - BEST SERVED COLD? Perhaps. But MUCH tastier hot and steaming.




DESPITE WHAT WAS SEEN ON THE MOVIE -




BAD HAIR DAY - Your hair will stand on end just before God Smites you with a bolt from the blue!




TEAM AMERICA - reminds me of the good times back then, when you could lawfully shoot any terrorist-like looking man, cut off his head and hang it above your chimney as a hunt trophy


TAGS: team america kills
Rating: 2.47/5

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vasilache - July 1, 2010, 9:57 am, #182814
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eaKbvlcIK10/SQZV0SY0GjI/AAAAAAAAC6c/AlIQ55dpvtA/s400/terriost+-+detail+%28own%29.jpg
culos - July 1, 2010, 9:23 am, #182812
What did Terrio do to piss you off that much?
SgtRock - July 1, 2010, 9:21 am, #182811
We need to start doing that again, Putting those Terriost back in thier holes
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:09 pm, #181927
Like 50s racist America with blacks? Like the Salem withc trials? Like the Holocaust? Like Torquemada's inquisition torture? Like the Turkana massacre?Like the wholesale slaughter of American Indians (ok, well... that was fine... they are just a pain)


BUZZKILL - Nothing like a cold splash of reality to ruin the mood.




EMO ASIAN CONTRACT KILLER - killing you while staying non-conformist


TAGS: emo asian contract killer is non conformist
Rating: 3.5/5

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rodangol - January 20, 2012, 9:10 pm, #227861
that rifle would take his arm off at the elbow if it could fire
ramblerjw - June 17, 2010, 3:23 pm, #180647
lllico, not only that, but holding the b*** stock in the fold of his elbow would make it hard to hit the side of a barn at more han 15 yards
Reason - February 18, 2010, 2:44 pm, #158878
I would have said, killing you then killing himself...hopefully
IllicoPresto - February 18, 2010, 12:10 pm, #158866
I wouldn't worry too much. With the bolt open, he can't aim and he can't shoot.


DEXTER - He's a GINGER right?




ENTITLEMENTS - OK, now they're just going too far.




KILLER BUNNIES - The most horrifying things in life come from the most unlikely sources. To fear what was considered safe is true terror.


TAGS: killer bunnies fear terror
Rating: 4.75/5

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Sh8kes - October 16, 2012, 11:19 pm, #240002
bet that would keep the kids off "Dad's Chair"


WHAT DOES NOT KILL US - MAKES US STRONGER If it doesn't make you stronger then pretty sure bet you'll wish it had killed you.


TAGS: kill stronger bet wish lightening
Rating: 4.61/5

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MissPriss - May 8, 2012, 8:02 pm, #234389
Yep life is harder than people lead you to believe ;)
MakeCash25com - May 8, 2012, 7:27 pm, #234386
totally agreed


KILLER WHALES - Not all who fish are above the water.


TAGS: ice fishing killer whales penguin assignment
Rating: 4.22/5

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fasteddie - July 28, 2010, 3:41 pm, #186817
I hear Penguin tastes just like chicken......


THIS IS BILLY -


TAGS: future serial killers of america
Rating: 3.47/5

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ICEMAN - June 22, 2010, 11:59 pm, #181366
Time enough to sleep when you die. Later Bone.
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 11:56 pm, #181365
Night all, time to get some sleep
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 10:34 pm, #181353
I've been working my brains out...so I took a little vacation. Now I'm really tired!!!
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 10:32 pm, #181352
Bone-tired?
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 10:10 pm, #181349
anywho...lifes been good but I'm beat to shat
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 10:09 pm, #181348
sorry I was doing my due diligence in submitting apparent nsfw posters
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 9:56 pm, #181347
Whats good Bone! Whats really good?
forseti - June 22, 2010, 9:20 pm, #181337
evening bone. good night everyone! ;)
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 9:14 pm, #181332
Evening guys and gals
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:14 pm, #134740
LOVE IT!!!!!


TALLAHASSEE - I looked up BADASS in the dictionary and saw his picture.




ORGANIC FRUIT -


TAGS: apple evil killer blood pesticides natural eyes
Rating: 3/5

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Silvermist - April 13, 2009, 10:33 pm, #72835
Definitely, without them, our fruit may look like that!


KILLERJO - scaring people since 2009. 01. 27.




LAND DOLPHINS - Bow to them or they will kill you.




DEXTER - When he wins, we all win.




CLOWN ZOMBIES - BRING IT ON, CHUCK NORRIS




CEREAL KILLER - Take note kids, this is what a sugary breakfast will do to you




LIVING -




ZOMBIE KILLERS - Don't leave home without your arsenal




CRAFTSMANSHIP - This guy has it. So dude, how much to build a deck on my house?


TAGS: building wood ark boat animals netherlands holland dutch skill craft house deck
Rating: 3.83/5

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Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 4:18 pm, #133458
Sean, if I had all the answers, would I be making 3-lion-worthy posters?
omnia - November 2, 2009, 4:01 pm, #133453
sean: i'm from the Netherlands. if there is one thing we sure as hell know: it's weed (never been to amsterdam?)
Derek - November 2, 2009, 3:51 pm, #133449
Should the Netherlands be inundated with sea-level rise, someone will be sitting pretty.
Sean - November 2, 2009, 3:38 pm, #133443
What about the plants? And I remind you that weed is a plant. (There. Not such a dumb question afterall, eh?) I mean, terrestrial plants can't survive being completely immersed in deep water for 40 days any better than air-breathing animals could.
Kamai - November 2, 2009, 3:19 pm, #133438
Later on he saw the Dutch weren't all that awesome after all so he took some of their finest, mixed them up with the French and therby created the wise life-loving Belgians ;D (yes, I'm from Belgium :3 )
omnia - November 2, 2009, 3:13 pm, #133435
on the final day god saw humanity was imperfect so as a fina touch he created the Dutch! god bless them. (i'm Dutch)
Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 3:07 pm, #133429
They probably got hatchlings that were eaten by the hatchling T-rexs, that were eaten by the full grown Crocs.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 2:54 pm, #133421
LMAO!!!!!!
motifake - November 2, 2009, 2:52 pm, #133420

Pfffffffffft, wheres did they put brontosaurus???


POPPING THE QUESTION -


TAGS: i m going to be killed in the street for this one
Rating: 5/5

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SunnyDay - December 21, 2010, 10:20 am, #207818
awesome 5L
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 1:11 am, #189613
tht would be an interesting proposition. i'd say it's a bit late for me to try that though
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:07 am, #189611
lol, 5, What if someone proposed via motifake?
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:04 am, #189608
LOL!!


PAUSE -


TAGS: kill the weeds by cultivating them
Rating: 4.78/5

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JesusWept - October 2, 2012, 1:31 pm, #239655
Brilliant :D
spacedog - October 5, 2010, 5:35 pm, #196883
Fantastic job Haar.
Sean - September 27, 2010, 6:00 pm, #195751
I love it. Totally great. Highest calliber.
agdaniele - September 27, 2010, 2:36 am, #195663
Beautiful.


LISTENING SKILL - A good listener is usually thinking about something else.




WAKE UP EARLY, FIGHT TRIFFIC, MISS MY FAMILY - Fight with boss, suffer through a daylong migraine. And the best part. I get to do it again tomorrow


TAGS: kill me please
Rating: 4.44/5

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Zetmonk - March 8, 2012, 5:38 am, #230886
'movin to the country, gonna eat me a lot of peaches...' And spend time with the family. Best move I ever made!
CloudchaserS - March 8, 2012, 12:41 am, #230883
What does it for me is repeatedly getting more than one phone call at the same time.
krazyivanthedivine - March 7, 2012, 7:39 pm, #230862
fighting traffic should be listed 4 times if this was about my life.
holymoly - March 7, 2012, 6:04 pm, #230848
thanks guys.. I liked the original pic better, but it was too pixelated. search images.. girl with gun in mouth. Its a black and white with her sitting on a bed. oh well
Airman - March 7, 2012, 6:01 pm, #230847
well that one hit a little to clo5e to home
Rick69 - March 7, 2012, 5:08 pm, #230844
Love the tags :) . . . I'm guessing you meant "Triffic" as traffic that is trife as hell. . .


GET 25 KILLS WITHOUT DYING OR USING KILLSTREAKS YOU GET THE M.O.A.B. -


TAGS: calendar lifethroughgamerseye mw3 25kills moab
Rating: 4.4/5

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DemonicGTR - February 28, 2012, 12:43 am, #230253
Lol, no, ever play MW3?
HoneyThistle - February 28, 2012, 12:38 am, #230252
...anti-Occupy? I is confused... 0_o
falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 6:28 pm, #230231
But is it still appropriate to teamkill campers near the jets?
Reality Lord - February 24, 2012, 8:06 pm, #230102

frickin campers deserve this up their.... only thing worse is a teamkiller.


SOMETIMES -


TAGS: live kill away calm happy
Rating: 3.97/5

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maoworks2 - December 26, 2011, 8:39 am, #226961
Thats The Way I Feel, Waiting For The Time To Run Out !
CloudchaserS - December 25, 2011, 11:49 pm, #226951
Life it seems to fade away, drifting farther every day...


DEXTER - because lets face it killing is a stress reliver




CORPSE DIEM -




annie96 -


TAGS: killer creepy ***bs verification
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - May 13, 2015, 11:28 am, #261190
Absolutely BRILLIANT!! L L L L L
Reality Lord - May 10, 2015, 11:27 am, #261149

i think she's dead. it was the "intruder" replying on the texts. notice how it changed to capital letters and punctuation. ***b sh** for the proof. stupid david.
mizzdizz - May 10, 2015, 6:02 am, #261142
Nice n creepy! Question: Was she setting him up so he would see her? OOOHHHhhhh I went there! Shame on me! Good one, RL! 5 goth lions! luv the slam at the bottom!
Oldsod - May 9, 2015, 2:44 pm, #261136
Only mildly creepy...
Reality Lord - May 9, 2015, 1:04 pm, #261135

YAY!!! someone made it to the end. good ole sho :)
Sho - May 9, 2015, 12:57 pm, #261134
5/f


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