Kill Demotivational Poster
DO YOU REMEMBER - When you tried to kill me and I disappeared under your bed? Me too.
Old Saw -
Rock Paper Scissors -
JANGO FETT - Brought a gun to a sword fight.
IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE - Do pencils misspell words ?
Guns don't kill people! -
CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT - Good boy curiosity........ Good boy!!!
THERE IS A MARINE CORPS SNIPER HIDING IN THE PICTURE. - Find him before he finds you.
WOODEN STAKE - Oh Edward! I have a gift for you! Come on out, you sparkly bastard!
FROSTY - Good name for a cold hearted killer.
FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD -
WHEN DIPLOMATS FAIL - There's ALWAYS the United States Navy
THE AC-130 GUNSHIP - 3 20mm mini guns 2 40mm auto cannons and 1 105mm artillery gun .... over kill any one?
AWESOMENESS - There are signs
MARITAL BLISS - Agreement is a key point in having a happy marriage
OH WOW! - Where'd you get that totally killer tat?
MARINE SNIPER - "You can run, but you'll just die tired!"
THE VOICES... - ...they are telling me to kill you
OVERKILL - Definition: Whatever I drive OVER, I will KILL
KILL IT - Sweet mother of god! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
SMOKING - Smoking doesn't kill... People starved of nicotine do
SMURF ASSASSIN - When you absolutely positively must have a smurf killed overnight.
.45 - becauuse 9mm is over rated and it sure as hell wont stop a zombie
IT'S NOT WHO YOU KNOW - Okay, maybe sometimes it IS
KILLED - Curiosity killed innocence, over thinking killed happiness, lies killed trust. Insecurity killed self-esteem, stereotype killed individuality and judgment killed me.
I WILL KILL YOU - With my bear hands ...
NOW TELL ME... - If America sucks, we're stupid, and everyone hates us, how come everyone wants to come HERE?
VEGANS ARE SNEAKY BASTARDS. -
PATIENT CONFIDENTIALITY - Yeah right, this is too good to pass up and not post on facebook !
RAGE - Because running out of things to kill can be quite frustrating.
IDEAS - The Bad Ones Can Be Oh-So-Deadly
OVERKILL - You can never be too safe
AMAZON - Just what were they thinking ?
DOUBLE KILL - Because killing one isn't enough.
COME WHAT MAY -
WHEN HUNGER STRIKES -
Driving skills -
BURN THE WITCH! - Burn her!
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - It applies to our Antarctic aquatic friends, too.
A PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS... - ...I will show you them
LIGHTEN UP. - Francis.
MIXED MESSAGES - I guess if I have a death wish it couldn't hurt ...
THE WIFE - Obviously I didn't marry her for her cooking skills !
CENSORSHIP - It cannot eliminate evil, it can only kill freedom.
OVER KILL - When you need it and dont have it you sing a different tune!
KENNY'S DEATH - Even the Japanese love it.
CHUCK NORRIS - Killed Osama Bin Laden
BEATLES KILLING TREES - So that was their plan all along.
LOVE CURES ALL - What It Doesn't Cure.... It Drives Over The Edge
KIDS TODAY - Naïve and desensitized to violence Billy is about to find out that is NOT Optimus Prime
OVERKILL - Because just when you think you've reached rock bottom, some prick hands you a shovel.
LOVE THAT KILLS -
IF YOU - Have something to say... Right now is the perfect time to keep it to yourself.
ROBOT INSURANCE - There is no protection for the elderly against Robot attacks. Make sure your elderly loved ones are covered.
JOB SKILLS -
MISTAKES - It's never too late to fix them
TALLAHASSEE - I looked up BADASS in the dictionary and saw his picture.
TRASH METAL - This is TRASH METAL not THRASH METAL.
UNDER-BARREL WEAPONS - next up: under-barrel kitten shooters.
CHRONOPHOBIA - Every minute brings you that much closer To death
SLOW CHILDREN - You still can't hunt them
KILLSBURY DOUGH BOY - POKE HIM AND HE WILL KILL YOU!
HANDGUN SAFETY -
REVENGE - BEST SERVED COLD? Perhaps. But MUCH tastier hot and steaming.
DESPITE WHAT WAS SEEN ON THE MOVIE -
BAD HAIR DAY - Your hair will stand on end just before God Smites you with a bolt from the blue!
TEAM AMERICA - reminds me of the good times back then, when you could lawfully shoot any terrorist-like looking man, cut off his head and hang it above your chimney as a hunt trophy
THE BOONDOCK SAINTS - One way to make religion seem awesome
BUZZKILL - Nothing like a cold splash of reality to ruin the mood.
EMO ASIAN CONTRACT KILLER - killing you while staying non-conformist
DEXTER - He's a GINGER right?
ENTITLEMENTS - OK, now they're just going too far.
social skills -
KILLER BUNNIES - The most horrifying things in life come from the most unlikely sources. To fear what was considered safe is true terror.
WHAT DOES NOT KILL US - MAKES US STRONGER If it doesn't make you stronger then pretty sure bet you'll wish it had killed you.
KILLER WHALES - Not all who fish are above the water.
THIS IS BILLY -
ORGANIC FRUIT -
KILLERJO - scaring people since 2009. 01. 27.
LAND DOLPHINS - Bow to them or they will kill you.
DEXTER - When he wins, we all win.
CLOWN ZOMBIES - BRING IT ON, CHUCK NORRIS
CEREAL KILLER - Take note kids, this is what a sugary breakfast will do to you
ZOMBIE KILLERS - Don't leave home without your arsenal
CRAFTSMANSHIP - This guy has it. So dude, how much to build a deck on my house?
POPPING THE QUESTION -
LISTENING SKILL - A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
WAKE UP EARLY, FIGHT TRIFFIC, MISS MY FAMILY - Fight with boss, suffer through a daylong migraine. And the best part. I get to do it again tomorrow
GET 25 KILLS WITHOUT DYING OR USING KILLSTREAKS YOU GET THE M.O.A.B. -
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