Over 99697

Kill Demotivational Poster

DO YOU REMEMBER - When you tried to kill me and I disappeared under your bed? Me too.

Old Saw -

Rock Paper Scissors -

IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE - Do pencils misspell words ?

TAGS: guns kill kill pencils misspell
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Budog

mariand - September 5, 2011, 1:32 am
lol...dude, now I know who is to blame...
Budog - September 5, 2011, 1:14 am
LMAO. Or drugs Ozzy, well never mind that's different...
ICEMAN - September 5, 2011, 1:11 am
Yep, the same way a fork makes Rosie O'Donnell fat.


TAGS: religion cult life time fanatic atheist dexter tv show killer
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by giulio

Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:50 pm
@xkeethx, counter-bullsh*t, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)
xkeethx - February 5, 2010, 1:10 am
the opposite of a religious fanatic is Hitler. An athiest who believed Jews were a less evolved version of normal humans. He used genocide to weed out the "unevolved". With or without religion, there will always be murder justified by a belief.

CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT - Good boy curiosity........ Good boy!!!

TAGS: killed cat
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by holymoly

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 5:52 pm
Josh and his Rugger 22 killed the dog!
Haner - February 5, 2012, 11:07 pm
that cat looks mighty pissed...dude is going Kakashi on that dog!
spanko1 - January 30, 2012, 10:16 am
Nissta - January 28, 2012, 3:21 pm
You let go of my head and I'll let go of your tongue!! IF NOT YOU WILL NOT BE LICKING ANY CROTCHES AGAIN!!!!
CloudchaserS - January 27, 2012, 5:31 am
Ack, tammy = tabby
CloudchaserS - January 27, 2012, 12:03 am
Reminds me of my 3.5 year old orange tammy and my 6 month old border collie. Joey annoys the heck out of Marmalade, but he's slow to bring out the claws.


TAGS: marine snipers kill all enemies
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by usaf1995

nicholsjoshua15 - February 2, 2013, 2:04 am
We're the US Army; we'll just lay down a artillery barrage and mop up what's left behind.
paddy225845 - January 25, 2013, 10:57 am
Too late.
shawoopa - December 23, 2010, 6:22 pm
under the log a little to the left from the centre

WOODEN STAKE - Oh Edward! I have a gift for you! Come on out, you sparkly bastard!

TAGS: twilight stake edward cullen gift kill vampire
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Vengeance

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 7, 2012, 3:15 pm
Love the choice of words; it's hilarious XD

FROSTY - Good name for a cold hearted killer.

TAGS: frosty killer
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

fascistfrenchman - October 29, 2013, 12:42 am
Ah, yes... this old classic. I post it to my Facebook once every year.
mariand - March 9, 2013, 1:49 pm
ha...good one


TAGS: the skilled and talented can go to hell for all fortune cares
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by motifayk

nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:41 pm
There's still good music out there, and always remember, even then there was stupid pop music. We don't remember the stupid pop music because it aged poorly, just like the stupid pop music of today.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:40 pm
because the music which has moved mankind through seven decades leading to the millennium will whither and die on the vine of abandonment and neglect.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:39 pm
Turn your backs now and you snuff out the fragile candles of Blues, R&B and Soul, and when those flames flicker and expire, the light of the world is extinguished
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:38 pm
Louie Jordon, Little Walter, Big Walter, Sonnyboy Williamson I and II, Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, Elvis Presley, Lieber and Stoller, and Robert K. Weiss.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm
violence-laden gangsta-rap, acid pop, and simpering, saccharine, soulless slush. Depart now and you forever separate yourselves from the vital American legacies of Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon, Jimmy Reed, Memphis Slim, Blind Boy Fuller,
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm
You may go if you wish. But remember this: walk away now and you walk away from your crafts, your skills, your vocations; leaving the next generation with nothing but recycled, digitally-sampled techno-grooves, quasi-synth rhythms, pseudo-songs of
nicholsjoshua15 - July 16, 2013, 12:47 pm
The only Pop Star I like is Ellie Goulding. That being said give me The Doors, Pink Floyd, R.E.M., Soundgarden,Smashing Pumpkins, Cage The Elephant, and Poets Of The Fall
twill1962 - February 11, 2013, 9:34 pm
Most modern music is overly repetitious and unoriginal. Give me Godd Ol' disco over "Dance Music" any day.
motifayk - January 26, 2013, 1:39 am
Its not like I don't enjoy the sounds of newer musicians. Its just that the lyrics, autotune, pre-recorded electro beats, samplers and free software with their own loops have made it that much more easier for even me to make music.
trek - January 25, 2013, 10:55 am
As a member of the new generation that supposedly supports these new "artists", I can a**ure you that I love 80s music. Most music today falls under the first category, although there are some artists who write their own music. RIP Freddie Mercury

JANGO FETT - Brought a gun to a sword fight.

TAGS: star wars mace windu jango fett jedi kill gun sword lightsaber
Rating: 3.9/5

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Screamin Daemon - September 18, 2009, 2:04 pm
Excellent picture for an old expression. Nice twist.
... - July 5, 2009, 9:18 pm
Well played.

WHEN DIPLOMATS FAIL - There's ALWAYS the United States Navy

TAGS: navy violence force military kill
Rating: 4.19/5

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RetiredUSNChief - September 14, 2010, 10:57 pm
GO NAVY! :)~
guyfox - September 14, 2010, 9:11 pm
wicked jester..............boo yah

THE AC-130 GUNSHIP - 3 20mm mini guns 2 40mm auto cannons and 1 105mm artillery gun .... over kill any one?

TAGS: this is pure american overkill at her finest
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by usaf1995

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:45 pm
37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload. - The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries.
Airman - January 25, 2012, 7:24 pm
comes in handy when there's a gaggle of bad guys on a mountainside
2ninja4u - January 25, 2012, 6:42 pm
Who needs over kill? your just wasting ammo! one sh** ,one kill.
usaf1995 - June 8, 2010, 12:00 pm
Bob D. Sailor - June 7, 2010, 7:36 pm
Going deer hunting with a nuke.. That's overkill. This is making sure what you want to kill is dead and is going to stay that way. (Also great for the approaching zombie apocalyspe.)
tsprint1996 - June 7, 2010, 4:25 pm
The ph**o is a mirror image. All the guns should be on the port side.
corneredbadger - June 7, 2010, 1:56 pm
its not overkill, its preparedness. so if the populaion of a country gets out of line we can remove said country
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 10:34 am
Love the Gunship. Poster is ok. 4L
usaf1995 - June 7, 2010, 9:37 am
soooooooooo do you like it???
Ed-Hyde - June 7, 2010, 7:24 am
Nerdy would be dressing up LIKE an AC-130. Besides, there's no such thing as overkill, dead is dead.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:10 am
I've always been a fan of airpower... nerdy, I wouldn't agree with... but, I'm a bit bias. What isn't nerdy?
Anything - June 7, 2010, 12:04 am
I find these weaponry stuff on the internet very, very nerdy.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:00 am
Depends on where you are, I suppose. In this case, this platform is highly accurate, but carries a punch unlike anything in it's class.
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:57 pm
Well that's pretty much useless.
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:48 pm
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:42 pm
What does it kill ?
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:39 pm
It's needed. It's one thing to kill the enemy... but just as tactically important to intimidate.
Dark Dragon - June 6, 2010, 11:32 pm
There is no such thing as overkill Just slightly excessive

AWESOMENESS - There are signs

MARITAL BLISS - Agreement is a key point in having a happy marriage

TAGS: no offense to mrs logicdudes coffeemaking skills
Rating: 4.59/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 5:10 pm
A classic exchange between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill.
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:33 pm
As always LD. You're right. 5

OH WOW! - Where'd you get that totally killer tat?

TAGS: deer killer tat
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by fan4camping

Nissta - December 12, 2011, 6:23 pm
I'm pretty sure I made her dad into burgers, her brother was just mince tho
fan4camping - December 11, 2011, 11:48 am
I had pondered something similar to that too, but kept it fitting the day's theme.
CloudchaserS - December 11, 2011, 11:42 am
That's a bummer of a birthmark, Hal. (too obscure?)
Feasibly - December 11, 2011, 9:31 am

MARINE SNIPER - "You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

THE VOICES... - ...they are telling me to kill you

TAGS: the voices are teling me to kill you
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by HGCaboose

KDP3 - June 3, 2009, 1:34 pm
what an original poster (sarcasm)

OVERKILL - Definition: Whatever I drive OVER, I will KILL

TAGS: overkill over kill
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 9:52 am
Ok thanks.
Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 9:12 am
No, you will get an "Already Voted" message
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 7:58 am
I didn't vote twice for the record, but is that even possible??
rerun - August 7, 2011, 9:33 pm

far more genreous than I am.
crankyhead - August 7, 2011, 8:26 pm
This will be the last time either of you vote twice on the same poster ok?
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 5:08 pm
I know, you said that, and therefore I thank you x2, and I have no idea how you commented twice either, but it is appropriate lol
the1stCOMMI3 - August 7, 2011, 5:05 pm
No I voted twice, I have absoloutely no idea how I commented twice
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 4:59 pm
Lol, thanks...x2 I guess :D
the1stCOMMI3 - August 7, 2011, 4:57 pm
So funny, i voted twice!
the1stCOMMI3 - August 7, 2011, 4:57 pm
So funny, i voted twice!

KILL IT - Sweet mother of god! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

TAGS: kill it with fire
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Hassiand

Agamemnon218 - September 26, 2008, 11:24 pm
LOL @ Porcelina
Porcelina - September 26, 2008, 11:20 pm
Send her to Chicago with her hands like that. It will get taken care of

SMURF ASSASSIN - When you absolutely positively must have a smurf killed overnight.

TAGS: smurf assassin killer les schtroumpfs belgian cartoon papa jokey brainy smurfette murder smurficide
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

CANADA - July 27, 2009, 1:40 pm
sorry to be a grammar nazi But i also said i liked it
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 27, 2009, 1:27 pm
Here:,,,,,,,. Happy?
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 8:33 am
Ok then...it's just missing a couple commas. Before and aft "positively". That's all.
Arrogant Knight - July 27, 2009, 8:28 am
Yeah, ackward. ...Totally.
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 8:27 am
the wording is a little ackward but i laughed
Ed-Hyde - July 27, 2009, 7:14 am
OMG a funny motifake, say it isn't so!
Sean - July 26, 2009, 9:18 pm
I'm thinkin' that it's the dude's apparent method of dispatch that Front cares most about ... expediency is a distant second.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 8:55 pm
Pricey, but the job will be done right. Nice 'un.

POWER... -

TAGS: power kill person everyone god
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - April 16, 2012, 5:11 am
No worries; check your PM inbox. Mind you, it's 1920x1200 pixels... That's a massive picture... Enjoy that fight stick... ; )
K0rNb4LL - April 16, 2012, 12:41 am
Do you have the origional pic this was made from? When I saw it the first thing I thought was that it'd look great on a custom fight stick but to use it as is I'd have to stretch it out and that always kills the quality.
Rick69 - April 7, 2012, 9:27 am
Having done much research & spent much time on this matter; I can conclusively say, it is not I who is God #1 ... :)
WILEKOYOTE - April 7, 2012, 6:30 am
who is god #1 ??
M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 6:00 am
I thought it's supposed to be the 21st of December 2012?? or are you referring to the nonsense of believing the earths demise due to a prophet?? (Or Mayans in this case) And don't worry, I'm already standing in line XD
M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 6:00 am
I thought it's supposed to be the 21st of December 2012?? or are you referring to the nonsense of believing the earths demise due to a prophet?? (Or Mayans in this case) And don't worry, I'm already standing in line XD
caveman - April 2, 2012, 10:23 pm
This is the be5t one i've seen in a while, fav'd
Reality Lord - April 2, 2012, 8:59 pm

get in line mord...dec 22 2012 is coming up fast.
Rick69 - April 2, 2012, 6:05 pm
... ... ... OK ... I guess I have something to look forward to now... ... ...
SteveFurlong - April 2, 2012, 5:10 pm
Those are the words I live by. I'll become the Earthly avatar of Cthulhu, and then EAT YOU ALL!
M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 3:29 pm
I'm going to be God someday then. 5 Mass extinctions

.45 - becauuse 9mm is over rated and it sure as hell wont stop a zombie

IT'S NOT WHO YOU KNOW - Okay, maybe sometimes it IS

Guns don't kill people! -

TAGS: guns don t kill bullets do
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

GaryO - July 5, 2015, 10:37 pm
It's happenin' now. 22 ammo is quite scarce here in the US
blesic - July 5, 2015, 8:54 pm
I know. Let's outlaw all the bullets, and the guns will become useless.
EmilioDumphque - June 9, 2015, 10:12 pm
Incoming fire has right-of-way.
Bandit5906 - June 8, 2015, 12:01 pm
People kill people!

NUTS?!? -

TAGS: vegetarians veggies trees kill
Rating: 4.79/5

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crankyhead - August 5, 2011, 7:49 pm
5kippy brand whipped tree foetu5e5.
spacedog - August 5, 2011, 6:59 pm
HA! Them unborn are dang ta5ty.
Kspace - August 5, 2011, 9:25 am
Peanuts aren't nuts, they're legumes.
Verdeckt - August 5, 2011, 8:35 am
the1stCOMMI3 - August 5, 2011, 7:27 am
Ironically epic! 5L my good sir.

I WILL KILL YOU - With my bear hands ...

NOW TELL ME... - If America sucks, we're stupid, and everyone hates us, how come everyone wants to come HERE?

TAGS: america foreigners suck people stupid moron patriotic kill
Rating: 2.32/5

More motifakes by Vinnie

??? - October 6, 2008, 8:02 pm
I think he did because imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. ;-)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 5:58 pm
Why did yo use my name to say that? *puzzled*
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 3:08 pm
MWLF, you have my respect.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:06 pm
-catch phrase( now mandatory in most states), "Eat flaming media death, you f***ing foreigners!" Then I went home and ate some radioactive genetically modified "beef".
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:04 pm
-couple of a**ault weapons, about two dozen knives, some throwing stars, a stick of dynamite, and a suitcase nuke on me at the time, so I got away unscathed. Plus, I posed in front of a wind-billowed flag with a big fat cigar in my mouth and uttered my c
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:01 pm
You know, I was just walking down the street, when I forgot that people try to kill you when you reach the corner. So these guys ambushed me to steal my money, subjugate my culture and trade my blood for oil. Luckily, being a typical American, I had a c
OMG - August 4, 2008, 4:12 pm
Nooooo FFS, don't tell the f***ers that, they might come over and look and we don't want that do we ?
LOL - August 4, 2008, 2:59 pm
If you think America is cool, I guess you have never been in Swizerland, Germany or any Scandinavian country. Beautiful, nobody trying to kill you at every corner and no warlord as president... Please take a look at the world before commenting...
Link - July 29, 2008, 2:54 pm
Nice scenery
f - July 19, 2008, 11:39 pm
WHo the f*** wants to go there? The only people going there are people who know they're f***ed anyway and noone will notice them with all the other f***ers around to blend in with
muahahahahahahahaha!!! - July 19, 2008, 5:20 pm
because they know their country sucks. hate to break it to them, wait... no i dont!


TAGS: vegan food tray yell kill
Rating: 4.47/5

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falloutghoul - March 8, 2012, 9:15 pm
Oh god, kill it again! It's trying to escape!

PATIENT CONFIDENTIALITY - Yeah right, this is too good to pass up and not post on facebook !

TAGS: confidentiality knife hard to kill
Rating: 4.39/5

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holymoly - May 3, 2012, 6:16 pm
I love the tattoo..... Challange accepted

IDEAS - The Bad Ones Can Be Oh-So-Deadly

TAGS: ideas lions zebras killed
Rating: 3.68/5
Grim R@per - September 2, 2010, 5:32 pm
not even mine... that was the booze talking, this was mine http://www.motifake.com/stunt-doubles-zebra-costume-lion-attack-demotivational-poster-87157.html
Grim R@per - September 2, 2010, 5:30 pm
One of my first posters. Sorry kids.
Cubbybear - August 23, 2010, 11:03 pm
The Bad Ones Can Be Oh-So-Deadly...Posters? Just kidding...really not too bad
agdaniele - August 23, 2010, 10:48 pm
Register and log in to make posters. Please and thank you.
Kmonet - August 23, 2010, 10:21 pm
I didn't put my name in it and the title could have been better. Rookie.
Sean - August 23, 2010, 2:31 pm
Lion #1: "Good heavens, Reginald, is it just me, or does this zebra taste like chicken?"
Mr. Shiny - August 23, 2010, 2:43 am
I agree, this could have been a classic.
pzykosiz - August 23, 2010, 12:24 am
they should have left their name as well
agdaniele - August 22, 2010, 10:53 pm
This picture was gold. Should've been in more resposible hands.

OVERKILL - You can never be too safe

TAGS: over kill
Rating: 4.33/5

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tomyironmane - May 4, 2013, 11:44 pm
Rule 37: There is no overkill. There is only "Open Fire" and "I need to reload."

KILLED - Curiosity killed innocence, over thinking killed happiness, lies killed trust. Insecurity killed self-esteem, stereotype killed individuality and judgment killed me.

DOUBLE KILL - Because killing one isn't enough.

TAGS: kitty unreal tournament double kill
Rating: 3.16/5

More motifakes by Bodomizer

GaryO - September 17, 2015, 7:13 am
To the contrary, steve. In order to have a lifelong commitment, one must have a life. Then again, I s’pose lifeless, posterless compulsive commenters could just be committed.
steve1961 - September 17, 2015, 12:06 am
I congratulate on your ability to remain nobody of distinction. I see that it is a life-long commitment.
nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:43 pm
I see one bird in this picture. The other one is a chipmunk. Ha ha, you wrote that comment in 2008 and no one cares about these words.
Bonesy - April 24, 2009, 5:28 pm
Overachievers: Every species has them
SGT P - October 18, 2008, 1:50 pm
Awe....he brought presents! Good kitty!
pro - September 5, 2008, 1:19 am
Killing two birds with one ... cat?
Sean, et al. - September 5, 2008, 12:43 am
(Love it, even though I adore chipmunks and like birds. But my gods can do no wrong. 'Cept maybe on the carpet and I step in it, before seeing it. Ah well.)


TAGS: dedication ph**ography risk military kills
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

Budog - April 20, 2012, 11:55 pm
Dedication, balls and stupidity... If you survive dude, I foresee a Pulitzer Prize. 5L
djrcreative - April 20, 2012, 10:37 pm
Thanks. :) Nothing against the place, just I've always made them as inspired. And well, that's the first one in a while. *shrug*
holymoly - April 20, 2012, 5:49 pm
DJR..... good to see your stuff again!


TAGS: hunger strikes challenge python killer rabbit
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 9:48 pm
This could not have been done any better! Perfect! 5L's!
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:08 am
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 2:07 am
I was a little leery on how this one would do too. Thanks guys.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:50 am
And this should be nuthin' but 5!
EssenceOfJester - May 21, 2010, 9:45 pm
That rabbits got a kill streak a mile wide!
R.S.Jake - May 18, 2010, 3:09 pm
'One...two...Five L's!'
Faceplant31 - May 17, 2010, 11:20 pm
I love it! I am liking the new appearance of the posters as well Iceman
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 11:18 pm
Sean - May 17, 2010, 11:16 pm
"Right, cover me." 5.
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 10:47 pm
**** - *LMAO*
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 10:46 pm
LMOA Aggy! Thanks. (you too Cubby)
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 10:45 pm
Voteth 5... no more, no less.
Cubbybear - May 17, 2010, 10:39 pm
LOL! great reference 5/5

Driving skills -

TAGS: skills lamborghini cars skoda
Rating: 3/5

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Porcelina - February 9, 2009, 9:02 pm
.... . I hate when people go around me because GOD FORBID i'm only going 5 over the speed limit and not 15
Doc - February 9, 2009, 7:39 am
Someone has watched a few too many episodes of Top Gear.

BURN THE WITCH! - Burn her!

TAGS: burn witch kill monty python
Rating: 2.22/5

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bucketheadfan - November 14, 2009, 1:40 pm
Adam - June 26, 2009, 3:09 pm
What else floats in water? APPLES! CHURCHES! Uhm, VERY SMALL ROCKS!
Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 2:44 pm
So, logically, if she weighs the same as a duck she's made of wood. And therefore.... A WITCH.
rick - November 20, 2008, 10:37 am
..and what do you burn, apart from witches? MORE WITCHES!
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 12, 2008, 5:43 am
She turned me into a newt... ...I got better
Amaterasu - November 12, 2008, 5:42 am
Well, she looks like a witch!
forlorn - November 2, 2008, 11:15 am
but how do you knoooow she's a witch?
LogicDude - October 14, 2008, 3:34 pm
Build a bridge out of her!!!

THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - It applies to our Antarctic aquatic friends, too.

TAGS: orca killer whale penguin arctic iceberg
Rating: 3.56/5

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G4briel - March 18, 2010, 7:45 pm
Sure. Talk about soft tender polar bears shredding soft, tender seals to pieces and spilling lots of blood on the white artic pack.... Nature is SO CUDDLESOME!!!

AMAZON - Just what were they thinking ?

SMOKING - Smoking doesn't kill... People starved of nicotine do

A PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS... - ...I will show you them

TAGS: liam neeson taken movie skills skillz torture
Rating: 2.12/5

LIGHTEN UP. - Francis.

MIXED MESSAGES - I guess if I have a death wish it couldn't hurt ...

THE WIFE - Obviously I didn't marry her for her cooking skills !

TAGS: wife cooking skills marry
Rating: 3.46/5

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WestTexRedneck - September 2, 2011, 12:06 am
shes not allowed in the cave anymore

CENSORSHIP - It cannot eliminate evil, it can only kill freedom.

TAGS: censor kill freedom evil
Rating: 4.61/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 1:51 am
I, uh... don't not how to, uh... respond....

OVER KILL - When you need it and dont have it you sing a different tune!

KENNY'S DEATH - Even the Japanese love it.

TAGS: omg they killed kenny south park manga anime
Rating: 3/5

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RandomShinigami4 - August 19, 2010, 6:39 pm

CHUCK NORRIS - Killed Osama Bin Laden

TAGS: chuck norris killed osama terrorist
Rating: 1.88/5

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Sean - May 4, 2011, 5:03 pm
This poster is an insult to the heroes who did the deed. And anyone who can act their way outta a wet paper bag.


TAGS: apr26 cigarettes kill if you are lucky
Rating: 4.57/5

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CANADA - April 29, 2010, 10:01 pm
I know an old guy who smokes through the hole in his neck and chews tobacco at the same time
agdaniele - April 28, 2010, 12:42 am
Although she can probably nail "Bette Davis Eyes" on karaoke night, Quagmire put it best... You ever get freaky with that thing?
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 7:21 pm
mmmmm, hAck, cough..mmmmm, "you can't sing for a heck....COUGH!, ahum,....with a hole Ahugh, in your, Ackkk, sptspt,agh, neck"? you want me to sing some Frank?
Anonymous2 - April 26, 2010, 7:10 pm
... and you can't sing worth a heck with a big hole in your neck. No, you don't always die from tobacco.

BEATLES KILLING TREES - So that was their plan all along.

TAGS: beatles trees beetles killing trees news
Rating: 2.67/5

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DV8 - June 27, 2009, 11:13 am
Haha, I'm pretty sure that's exactly what they were singing
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 6, 2008, 6:29 pm
I always knew they were really singing "Goo Goo gajoob, I hate oaks and larches"

LOVE CURES ALL - What It Doesn't Cure.... It Drives Over The Edge

TAGS: kurt cobain courtney love drove him to kill himself
Rating: 4.5/5

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agdaniele - June 16, 2010, 9:06 pm

KIDS TODAY - Naïve and desensitized to violence Billy is about to find out that is NOT Optimus Prime

TAGS: kids today horror roadkill truck
Rating: 4.14/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 7:56 pm
Agreed! It's funny when the wife's teenage brother THOUGHT he knew karate, and then he thought he knew what pain was.... He does now, lol.

OVERKILL - Because just when you think you've reached rock bottom, some prick hands you a shovel.


TAGS: kill love
Rating: 4.79/5

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gas - July 23, 2011, 3:08 pm
thank you RL
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 2:46 pm



TAGS: learning school college graduation buzzkill
Rating: 4.77/5

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Chompers - August 7, 2010, 9:19 pm
Side note: Took me 3 try's to spell Renaissance.
Chompers - August 7, 2010, 9:19 pm
I realized that I will know enough to teach a high school class, and that's about it. I just prefer the Renaissance man approach to education than the specialization that seems to be the focus of the rest of the world.
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 1:16 am
Chomp... if you're not flaunting the general knowledge everytime someone strikes up a conversation (with someone else) then, you're way ahead of the curve!
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 1:15 am
LOL Icon!!!
Iconoclast - August 7, 2010, 1:08 am
BUT .....it does enable you to play trivia games
Chompers - August 7, 2010, 12:59 am
I'm majoring in liberal arts, with a minor in education.I need it to teach. Still doesn't change the fact that my classmates are pricks.
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 12:49 am
It's the tone they have when telling you the bits that they learned.
Faceplant31 - August 7, 2010, 12:38 am
Exactly, always fun to find them yammering about somthing that you know more about than them and you school their a**!
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 12:32 am
They'll ruin any conversation. It's amazing.
Faceplant31 - August 7, 2010, 12:31 am
AMSOME. Reminds me of a couple douchebags i know

IF YOU - Have something to say... Right now is the perfect time to keep it to yourself.

ROBOT INSURANCE - There is no protection for the elderly against Robot attacks. Make sure your elderly loved ones are covered.

RAGE - Because running out of things to kill can be quite frustrating.

TAGS: kratos anger rage god of war kill killing frustration running out
Rating: 3.93/5

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wampyre - December 17, 2009, 11:58 am
in his case true, very true


TAGS: unempleed out sourcing no job skills
Rating: 4.67/5

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Reality Lord - July 26, 2011, 5:14 pm

lol....i know.
c0okydough - July 26, 2011, 9:19 am
5 pairs of epic shoes (: but seriously, I gotta have these...

MISTAKES - It's never too late to fix them

TAGS: please kill miley cyrus now
Rating: 3.87/5

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Greeny - August 26, 2015, 9:27 pm
prophetic Pzy

TALLAHASSEE - I looked up BADASS in the dictionary and saw his picture.


TAGS: mau metal aloan kill brazilian problematic guys
Rating: 3.13/5

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That sucked - August 30, 2009, 7:17 pm
Epic pun failure FTL.
ramon - June 10, 2009, 11:05 am

UNDER-BARREL WEAPONS - next up: under-barrel kitten shooters.

TAGS: big chainsaw can kill people with kittens
Rating: 2/5

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Bolverk37782 - March 12, 2011, 4:50 am
One thing for certain the weight of the chainsaw will counteract muzzle climb, But you'll need one hell of an extention cord
corneredbadger - June 23, 2010, 9:44 pm
i just found this pic and i was gonna use it too.crap:(

CHRONOPHOBIA - Every minute brings you that much closer To death

TAGS: fear of time kills you
Rating: 4.57/5

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Sho - July 16, 2011, 2:36 pm
stormXIII - July 15, 2011, 1:22 pm
one second in a reaction can be the difference between life and death
Sho - April 19, 2011, 10:13 am
Time makes every minute count, unlike the Sun
gas - April 19, 2011, 9:50 am
I thought the same, it would have been better
Derek - April 11, 2011, 4:45 am
The sun is the same, in a relative way, but you're older... shorter of breath, and one day closer to death.

SLOW CHILDREN - You still can't hunt them

TAGS: greg hunt hunting slow children funny sign sports celebrity kill
Rating: 2.85/5

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Max - May 23, 2008, 9:38 pm
I have a permit that proves you wrong. :D



TAGS: handguns kill like your car drives itself handgun day iceman
Rating: 4.42/5

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newkevind51 - March 28, 2011, 8:14 am
Oh crap i knew i shouldnt have made all of those adjustments...>:)
deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:13 am
its a awsome way to kill your saf
ICEMAN - March 25, 2011, 9:18 pm
Thanks Face!
Faceplant31 - March 25, 2011, 10:20 am


TAGS: life time women suicide help planet kill human glasses
Rating: 3.21/5

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TheSarge - December 13, 2009, 9:13 pm
OOOOhh...Bloodhound gang ref...nifty.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 2:44 pm
Immortal is making some seriously mortal mistakes here.
Zed - November 28, 2009, 2:43 pm
Gee, Immortal, been registered and a member for MONTHS now. Check your facts before shooting your insignificant mouth off, or at least use the right caliber when you do shoot your mouth off.
MrRandom - November 28, 2009, 2:16 am
Ah, the irony.
The Immortal - November 28, 2009, 2:15 am
Tell you what "Zed". You get yourself a Motifake account. Then your comments will actualy mean something. Until then, GTFOBCH!
Zed - July 22, 2009, 4:18 pm
Tell you what, WTFO, you lead the way, and I'll... laugh my a** off.
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:38 pm
If she really wants results, instead of telling people what to do, she should lead the way.



TAGS: killed mouse too soon
Rating: 4.65/5

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gas - May 27, 2012, 11:31 am
hehe.. first world cat problem5

REVENGE - BEST SERVED COLD? Perhaps. But MUCH tastier hot and steaming.


BAD HAIR DAY - Your hair will stand on end just before God Smites you with a bolt from the blue!

TEAM AMERICA - reminds me of the good times back then, when you could lawfully shoot any terrorist-like looking man, cut off his head and hang it above your chimney as a hunt trophy

TAGS: team america kills
Rating: 2.44/5

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vasilache - July 1, 2010, 9:57 am
culos - July 1, 2010, 9:23 am
What did Terrio do to piss you off that much?
SgtRock - July 1, 2010, 9:21 am
We need to start doing that again, Putting those Terriost back in thier holes
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:09 pm
Like 50s racist America with blacks? Like the Salem withc trials? Like the Holocaust? Like Torquemada's inquisition torture? Like the Turkana massacre?Like the wholesale slaughter of American Indians (ok, well... that was fine... they are just a pain)

THE BOONDOCK SAINTS - One way to make religion seem awesome

TAGS: religion saints boondock the guns headsh** humiliation cat killed whiskey
Rating: 3/5

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zoomer296 - January 5, 2013, 9:45 pm
and shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. (Continued on next comment)
zoomer296 - January 5, 2013, 9:43 pm
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
boeweizer - November 23, 2009, 12:25 am
and shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee.

BUZZKILL - Nothing like a cold splash of reality to ruin the mood.

EMO ASIAN CONTRACT KILLER - killing you while staying non-conformist

TAGS: emo asian contract killer is non conformist
Rating: 3.5/5

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rodangol - January 20, 2012, 9:10 pm
that rifle would take his arm off at the elbow if it could fire
ramblerjw - June 17, 2010, 3:23 pm
lllico, not only that, but holding the b*** stock in the fold of his elbow would make it hard to hit the side of a barn at more han 15 yards
Reason - February 18, 2010, 2:44 pm
I would have said, killing you then killing himself...hopefully
IllicoPresto - February 18, 2010, 12:10 pm
I wouldn't worry too much. With the bolt open, he can't aim and he can't shoot.

DEXTER - He's a GINGER right?

ENTITLEMENTS - OK, now they're just going too far.

social skills -

KILLER BUNNIES - The most horrifying things in life come from the most unlikely sources. To fear what was considered safe is true terror.

TAGS: killer bunnies fear terror
Rating: 4.75/5

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Sh8kes - October 16, 2012, 11:19 pm
bet that would keep the kids off "Dad's Chair"

WHAT DOES NOT KILL US - MAKES US STRONGER If it doesn't make you stronger then pretty sure bet you'll wish it had killed you.

TAGS: kill stronger bet wish lightening
Rating: 4.61/5

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MissPriss - May 8, 2012, 8:02 pm
Yep life is harder than people lead you to believe ;)
MakeCash25com - May 8, 2012, 7:27 pm
totally agreed

KILLER WHALES - Not all who fish are above the water.

TAGS: ice fishing killer whales penguin assignment
Rating: 4.22/5

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fasteddie - July 28, 2010, 3:41 pm
I hear Penguin tastes just like chicken......


TAGS: future serial killers of america
Rating: 3.47/5

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ICEMAN - June 22, 2010, 11:59 pm
Time enough to sleep when you die. Later Bone.
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 11:56 pm
Night all, time to get some sleep
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 10:34 pm
I've been working my brains out...so I took a little vacation. Now I'm really tired!!!
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 10:32 pm
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 10:10 pm
anywho...lifes been good but I'm beat to shat
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 10:09 pm
sorry I was doing my due diligence in submitting apparent nsfw posters
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 9:56 pm
Whats good Bone! Whats really good?
forseti - June 22, 2010, 9:20 pm
evening bone. good night everyone! ;)
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 9:14 pm
Evening guys and gals
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:14 pm
LOVE IT!!!!!


TAGS: apple evil killer blood pesticides natural eyes
Rating: 3/5

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Silvermist - April 13, 2009, 10:33 pm
Definitely, without them, our fruit may look like that!

KILLERJO - scaring people since 2009. 01. 27.

LAND DOLPHINS - Bow to them or they will kill you.

DEXTER - When he wins, we all win.


CEREAL KILLER - Take note kids, this is what a sugary breakfast will do to you


ZOMBIE KILLERS - Don't leave home without your arsenal

CRAFTSMANSHIP - This guy has it. So dude, how much to build a deck on my house?

TAGS: building wood ark boat animals netherlands holland dutch skill craft house deck
Rating: 3.83/5

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Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 4:18 pm
Sean, if I had all the answers, would I be making 3-lion-worthy posters?
omnia - November 2, 2009, 4:01 pm
sean: i'm from the Netherlands. if there is one thing we sure as hell know: it's weed (never been to amsterdam?)
Derek - November 2, 2009, 3:51 pm
Should the Netherlands be inundated with sea-level rise, someone will be sitting pretty.
Sean - November 2, 2009, 3:38 pm
What about the plants? And I remind you that weed is a plant. (There. Not such a dumb question afterall, eh?) I mean, terrestrial plants can't survive being completely immersed in deep water for 40 days any better than air-breathing animals could.
Kamai - November 2, 2009, 3:19 pm
Later on he saw the Dutch weren't all that awesome after all so he took some of their finest, mixed them up with the French and therby created the wise life-loving Belgians ;D (yes, I'm from Belgium :3 )
omnia - November 2, 2009, 3:13 pm
on the final day god saw humanity was imperfect so as a fina touch he created the Dutch! god bless them. (i'm Dutch)
Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 3:07 pm
They probably got hatchlings that were eaten by the hatchling T-rexs, that were eaten by the full grown Crocs.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 2:54 pm
motifake - November 2, 2009, 2:52 pm

Pfffffffffft, wheres did they put brontosaurus???


TAGS: i m going to be killed in the street for this one
Rating: 5/5

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SunnyDay - December 21, 2010, 10:20 am
awesome 5L
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 1:11 am
tht would be an interesting proposition. i'd say it's a bit late for me to try that though
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:07 am
lol, 5, What if someone proposed via motifake?
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:04 am


TAGS: kill the weeds by cultivating them
Rating: 4.78/5

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JesusWept - October 2, 2012, 1:31 pm
Brilliant :D
spacedog - October 5, 2010, 5:35 pm
Fantastic job Haar.
Sean - September 27, 2010, 6:00 pm
I love it. Totally great. Highest calliber.
agdaniele - September 27, 2010, 2:36 am

LISTENING SKILL - A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

WAKE UP EARLY, FIGHT TRIFFIC, MISS MY FAMILY - Fight with boss, suffer through a daylong migraine. And the best part. I get to do it again tomorrow

TAGS: kill me please
Rating: 4.44/5

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Zetmonk - March 8, 2012, 5:38 am
'movin to the country, gonna eat me a lot of peaches...' And spend time with the family. Best move I ever made!
CloudchaserS - March 8, 2012, 12:41 am
What does it for me is repeatedly getting more than one phone call at the same time.
krazyivanthedivine - March 7, 2012, 7:39 pm
fighting traffic should be listed 4 times if this was about my life.
holymoly - March 7, 2012, 6:04 pm
thanks guys.. I liked the original pic better, but it was too pixelated. search images.. girl with gun in mouth. Its a black and white with her sitting on a bed. oh well
Airman - March 7, 2012, 6:01 pm
well that one hit a little to clo5e to home
Rick69 - March 7, 2012, 5:08 pm
Love the tags :) . . . I'm guessing you meant "Triffic" as traffic that is trife as hell. . .


TAGS: calendar lifethroughgamerseye mw3 25kills moab
Rating: 4.4/5

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DemonicGTR - February 28, 2012, 12:43 am
Lol, no, ever play MW3?
HoneyThistle - February 28, 2012, 12:38 am
...anti-Occupy? I is confused... 0_o
falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 6:28 pm
But is it still appropriate to teamkill campers near the jets?
Reality Lord - February 24, 2012, 8:06 pm

frickin campers deserve this up their.... only thing worse is a teamkiller.


TAGS: live kill away calm happy
Rating: 3.97/5

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maoworks2 - December 26, 2011, 8:39 am
Thats The Way I Feel, Waiting For The Time To Run Out !
CloudchaserS - December 25, 2011, 11:49 pm
Life it seems to fade away, drifting farther every day...